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Friday, November 17, 2006

I was sloppy with this one...
For those not in the know: Metastasis.

I am currently at MFF... See if you can find me in the crowd. Pounce me! I'll like it :D

Today's Randomly-Generated Character

Dr. Jenna Dinkins

Species: Civet

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Atheist

Jenna comes from a long line of rich doctors, and was more than happy to carry the tradition. And by "happy", it of course means "full of rage". She didn't want to be a doctor. She still doesn't. She would rather be...
A shark wrangler.
No fantasy gets her excited quite as much as her idea of diving headfirst into the cold ocean and wrapping her arms firmly around the girth of a great, writhing shark. The two struggle, teeth gnashing, water foaming, until finally Jenna subdues the shark into deep, silent coitus.