So how's that for backgrounds? Better?
I've never heard of the movie theatre at which I worked being robbed. It doubtfully would go this smoothly, but the $200 prize is not too big an exaggeration.
Say hi to Rick! He and Kelly may or may not be in the cast section by the time you read this... We'll see, I guess.
Religion: Church of the Shepard
It started as a freshmen in high school, where the car he tried to steal exploded on ignition - a product of the local Jewish Mafia. He was fine, thanks to the chance placement of a local fat girl.
Put off by this, he would not attempt such a feat again until late in his sophomore year, where he successfully stole a famed collection of diamonds from a museum. The plan went perfectly - he was never caught, and earned over a million dollars through the black market... But somehow contracted herpes as a result.
Losing much of that of that million on cock fights and cocaine, he made his way into a cheap community college, where he studied engineering before dropping out to join a crime ring. After been shot by a dyslexic farmer, mauled by a four-year-old, and nearly raped by a legless pony with down syndrome... He decided that maybe a movie theatre would be an easy hit.