Sigh. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've had this problem.
I tell ya, when I was a kid, an honest child molester was hard to find.
Pretty sure this joke is E-Pam's fault, at least partially. Certainly nothing super original.
Say, if you're the guy who donated money to me this morning, thanks so much! The e-mail I sent you got returned to me as un-sendable, so I couldn't properly respond to you. Do drop a line, whoever you are!