My tablet pen is kinda broken. It still draws, but one of the buttons is broken and there's a nice big crack going up the side of it. So it's really only a matter of time until it stops working.
Big thanks to QuetzaDrake for writing the bios for Melanie and Anisa.
Religion: Church of the Shepard
Melanie grew up in a completely normal environment. She was raised lovingly by her parents, she had a lot of friends and good grades in grade school, and she seemed like the perfect little girl. Suddenly, however, over the summer between high school and college, her entire outlook and appearance seemed to change. She got multiple piercings, took up smoking, started dating a chunky girl named Molly, and started preaching the ways of blackness and hate. When asked why she suddenly did all this for no apparent reason, she simply says "I felt like a change."
Religion: Church of the Animal Christ
Anisa started preaching the ways of love and peace when she met her life-partner, a Tasmanian devil by the name of 'Sunbear'. They travelled to folk rock concerts in a beat-up old van for about three weeks before Sunbear was killed by a stray bullet from a group of hunters who thought the concert was a bunch of moose having an orgy (in their defense, the music really did sound like that). Anisa was heartbroken, but still practices the ways her forever-mate taught her.
Species: Snow Leopard
Kevin has been trying really god damn hard to get into Matt's pants for a whole semester now, but the cat just hasn't noticed.
First he tried subtle hints - passing glances, smiles, making small talk. Then he moved on to innuendo. Nothing. No effect!
He's not sure what part of "I want you inside me" Matt isn't getting.
Maybe he should take his grandfather's advice: "Don't bother with the small-talk, kid! Rape first, ask quetions later!"
...Maybe he should try flowers.
Species: Musk Deer
Religion: Church of the Antichrist
Most people don't readily guess Dennis to be a physical therapist. He's rude, abrasive, and usually rather insensitive.
But god damn if the women aren't knocking down his door every week to give him another round.