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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

This is pretty much how all my art classes went last year. For whatever reason, most of the class was either too kind or two artistically blind to actually criticize the artwork before them.

But I wasn't.

I literally received threats because of my critiques.

THIS IS COLLEGE YOU PUSSIES! If you can't handle it now, how the hell do you expect to survive the real world?

The painting, by the way, is just something I slapped together in Photoshop.

Today's Randomly-Generated Characters


Species: Addax

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual (but in the closet)

Religion: Church of Animal Anti-Christ (not an active member as of late)

Joanna ("don't call me Jo, please") was actually a loud, abrasive person in high school, but over the summer she caught rare African disease (too rare to even have a name). She spent almost two months in a coma, and wasn't quite the same afterwards.

Some say she met God. Others say she met her dead father. The truth is, she met herself - and had sex with her.

Needless to say, everything has been called into question ever since.


Species: Bandicoot

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Church of Gia

A naturalist, a vegetarian, and the boxing champion of her high school, Christina is using art in hopes of coming closer to her own self identity which, much like Joanna, has been called into question. For Christina, though, it took the death of her fiancÚ to throw her out of balance.

But she is recovering. She's learning the guitar and is dating a nice (non-anthro) dog from Spain.