Pangolin Press

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Our greeting cards are sarcastic, inappropriate, or perhaps outright passive aggressive. Try our ad-lib cards to show how little you care about your friends or dying relatives!

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Castration $1

Art by Immelmann
Castration

Fetish $1

Art by Immelmann
Fetish

Haircut $1

Art by QuetzaDrake
Haircut

Happy ____ $1

Art by Immelmann
Happy Blank

Let's ____ $1

Art by Immelmann
Let's Blank

Oops! $1

Art by Immelmann
Oops

Proud $1

Art by QuetzaDrake
Proud

Winner $1

Art by QuetzaDrake
Winner

Sex Change $1

Art by Immelmann
Sex Change

I ____ You $1

Art by Immelmann
I Blank You

Teeth $1

Art by QuetzaDrake
Teeth

You're Okay $1

Art by Immelmann
Okay