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Concession: Monday, July 3, 2006
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Monday, July 3, 2006

Because, of course, no one can deny the power of Skittles.

Today's Randomly-Generated Customer


Species: Skunk

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Homosexual

Religion: Buddhist

Though named "Aaron" at birth, he is known as Nicole by his friends, much to his father's dismay (his mother doesn't seem to mind). Out of the closet for a solid five years now, he is well known in his school for getting caught having sex with an 11th grade math teacher. The teacher was fired (the students were eternally grateful), but Nicole went completely unharmed.