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Saturday, July 1, 2006

This is the first comic, so it's hard to say how much of a news post one could make about it...

Today's Randomly-Generated Customer


Species: Otter

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Church of Lilith

Elen, mother of two, works in lower management at a growing software company. She also volunteers at the local YMCA, but due to a recent rumor of child abduction, she hasn't been there for a number of weeks. No evidence will ever convict her, but that doesn't really prove or disprove anything.