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Friday, August 27, 2010

Today's Randomly-Generated Customer

Vibeke

Species: Cheetah

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Church of the Shepard

Vibeke, actually from Germany, is big into the European electronica scene and has connections with big-name artists. She also likes to kidnap men and transform them into living latex toys.

Jess

Species: Bobcat

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Church of the Animal AntiChrist

Jess is a chubby chaser and hopes to put on a few extra pounds herself. Small wonder, then, that she works at a very famous restaurant in the heart of Paris. She even got to meet Gordon Ramsay once. The seduction did not go as planned.