Today's (semi)Randomly-Generated Customer

Paige

Species: Poodle

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Religion: Church of Animal AntiChrist

Paige has spent her life unsuccessfully trying to work her way into the beauty or fashion business. Clothing model, beauty queen, actress... No luck, so far.

Oh well. Flashing strangers on the street and running away, giggling into the night, will have to do.