I'm taking this week off so that I can move into my dorm and set up the computer. I fixed it! Bought a new hard drive and everything... This whole thing has set be back quite aways, so regular updates will resume next week.
In the mean time, enjoy this comic by E-Pam (from the Concession Forum).
EDIT: It's out of SPITE that I'm leaving that typo up there in the news post. How ya like that? If I make a spelling error in the comic, then by all means tell me, please. But in the newspost of a filler comic? C'mon now, people.